Keyan
"Hollywood" Reid - Before serving in the
Ham Ham Double Dink Delight Squadron of Her Royal Majesty's Christ
Punching First Brigade, Keyan was a renowned fighter with the WRA
(Walrus Resistance Army) and is attributed with singlehandedly winning
the day at the infamous Slaughter of Seaworld (CA) battle. Shortly
after his days with the WRA, but before joining the HHDDDSHRMCPFB,
rumor has it that he was instrumental in setting up numerous knife-fighting
monkey camps around the world (for sport and military training), as
well as having obtained the highest scores on Tetris and Hexic known
to mankind.
Moduserous
Skipwallace XVIII, or Modus for short - his origins
are largely unknown before his arrival on earth. Rumor has it that
in the year 1981 a large projectile streaked in through the atmosphere
of Earth from Outerspace and crashlanded in a heavily forested area
of Southern Vermont. The projectile, a large egg, was seized by a
clan of renegade beavers who took the egg back to their den and incubated
it for several weeks. When the egg finally cracked the one they call
Modus emerged and proceeded to strangle the entire clan of beavers.
Subsequently he destroyed their damning operation and returned fresh
mountain water to the suffering village below. Afterwards, he peed
in the river and the entire village perished from typhoid fever. Honor
bound to atone for his sins, he donned a hat made from the evil beaver
king and set out to rid the world of all evil doers.
Dr.
V - A former child actor, Dr. V was left to wander
the streets with a rampant jenkem addiction after spending the entirety
of his earnings on scratch-off lottery tickets and microwave burritos.
Found dying and destitute by the heroic, courageous Keyan Reid, Dr.
V was brought back to health, only to leave and start his own group,
the Vankmans.
Cilos
- The misbegotten child of Rufio (from Hook), Cilos has lived
a life of eternal shame. That's pretty much it. He's Rufio's kid.
Freakin Rufio. You'd be ashamed too.
The JRE - what can you say about them that
hasn't already been said before? Heroes? Monuments to thuggery? Turbo
Hyper Mega Thugs? This is not news. The JRE have a long standing history
of defending would be thug-bystanders from the evil forces of nerd-kind.
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please contact Keyan.
For a good time contact Dr.
Vankman...
Cilos
can't read or write so don't bother.
